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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama got mixed reactions from a large democratic crowd, after he lashed out at republicans that have criticized his faith and oration skills. He then stated he believes that, Jesus’ disciples probably wrote all of his speeches, and or he regularly used an ancient version of a teleprompter.