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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The new CEO of Planned Parenthood Debby D’Arcangelo, states the she is disappointed in Pez for refusing to partner up with her company. Pez responded by saying that their product has been the same for years, and they refuse to modify it to dispense birth control pills for pre-teen girls.