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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An unidentified pastor is a witness to Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson’s ongoing bet. Both men secretly wagered $100,000.00 more than 25 years ago, on which one of will be exposed first as not to be a “reverend”, and having no affiliation whatsoever with Christianity.