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BREAKING NEWS – Hyberabad, India – A six year old boy was charged with manslaughter after he stuck a spear into the stomach of a very large man. According to witnesses, after the man’s stomach was punctured, he let out a loud scream, and then quickly flew away like a deflated balloon.