Christmas Gift Ideas (11 of 15)

If you’re in the habit of continuing to sleep even after your alarm goes off, for just $749.95 you might want to try the ACME Nuclear Alarm Clock. If you don’t get up after it rings for five minutes, or you hit the snooze button twice, it detonates a nuclear warhead.  NOTE:  ACME claims no responsibility for the several hundred square blocks that will be leveled, or the radiation in the area for the next 10,000 years.