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BREAKING NEWS – Kostolac, Russia – Archaeologists say they’ve found the remains of at least five mammoths, scattered across 20 acres of sandy terrain. They all concluded that the large beasts existed during the ice age, but could not explain why each animal had a saddle on its back with the monogrammed name, “Ringling Brothers”.