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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama continues to reiterate that he wants to raise the taxes on the wealthy. He added, that any multi-millionaires who opposes him on this initiative, proves that they are greedy, insensitive, and are trying to deprive illegal citizens their fair share of federal and state benefits.