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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – New Indian President Pranab Mukheriee, says he sincerely regrets hiring the American that designed his car. He stated that he should have chosen someone that worked for one of the automakers in Detroit, instead of an individual that designed battery operated cars for 3 to 5 year old children from Mattel.