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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After three rounds, Uzbekistan’s Rishod Sobirov (right) and Russia’s Arsen Galstyan are now the favorites to win the gold medal. They were paired together in the newest Olympic event, called “multicultural Judo ballroom dancing”.