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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama raised a few eyebrows while speaking at a church in Chicago, which left the congregation confused and bewildered. He said that God the Father should not have sent Jesus to earth to save us from our sins, because that’s a flagrant case of outsourcing.