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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a press conference, Vice President Joe Biden states that he is very impressed with how the U.S. athletes performed in London. He stated that he soon plans on vigorously lobbying for the 2018 Winter Olympics to be held in Honolulu, Hawaii.