BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a congressional hearing, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton states that she is still undecided regarding speaking at the RNC Convention in support of the Romney-Ryan ticket. She explained that even though she is a lifelong democrat, President Obama’s present campaign tactics has resurrected some bad memories regarding her run against him in 2008. She concluded by saying that she has concerns over safety, because she is currently being followed at Obama’s prompting, by his hand-picked members of the Secret Service and Black Panthers.