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BREAKING NEWS – Oulu, Finland – US air guitar champion Matt Burns and air guitar world champion 2011, Aline Westpha of Germany are both seen performing. They both jointly proved, that it’s not just the Kardashians that can become famous with absolutely no talent whatsoever.