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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – NASA announces that they have concluded their investigation of two unnamed astronauts that were fighting over a parking space. One of the men has already been suspended without pay, after admitting that during a fit of rage he slashed the tires and keyed the other astronaut’s space shuttle.