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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Without giving a reason, Vice President Joe Biden abruptly leaves Florida, right before the RNC convention. According to one of his staffers, he was ordered to return to Washington, D.C. after he repeatedly got confused on which party he was suppose to make some negative comments about.