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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – After a public outcry of the DNC removing God from their platform, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa puts it back in. He was encouraged to, after President Obama threatened to legally deport over a million people in L.A. that voted for him in the last election.