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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – The crowd at the DNC convention erupted in cheers, after Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi accuses the FAA of being controlled by the republican party. She explained that this is the only explanation on why she has been banned from landing in most of the airports in America.