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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Malik-Zulu Shabazz of the New Black Panthers, states that he may send some more members of his organization to stand at the polls for the presidential election. He said he feels compelled to go because of the encouragement he’s been receiving from his legal counsel, Eric Holder.