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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google CEO Larry Page, announces that his company is going out of business and he’ll soon be shutting down the biggest search engine in the world. He said his conscience will no longer let him be involved with a company that’s obviously contributing to worldwide stupidity.