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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – At the urging of American independent voters, two matadors are seen preparing to come to the United States to oversee the third presidential debate. To prevent Obama or Romney from repeatedly stretching the truth, the two men will moderate in an attempt to suppress the “bull” fighting.