BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is seen sitting aboard Marine One on the South Lawn of the White House. He was said to be deeply contemplating what to do about Joe Biden, and make it look like an accident.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is seen sitting aboard Marine One on the South Lawn of the White House. He was said to be deeply contemplating what to do about Joe Biden, and make it look like an accident.