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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Donald Trump offers to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama will release his college transcripts. Obama responded by saying that even if he agreed to do that, Trump would not be able to understand what was written unless he knew how to read Arabic.