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(5 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the Bible.
Newspaper – PARADISE DISPATCH – Adam and Eve get evicted from the Garden of Eden by God. Both of them stated that they deeply regret signing a lease without reading it first.