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BREAKING NEWS – Mitt Romney is finally confessing that because of his Mormon faith, last year he planned on trying to appeal to women voters by having multiple wives. He decided to come clean after a jewelry store in Salt Lake City, produced security camera footage of Romney purchasing 45 engagement rings.