BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA files a lawsuit, demanding that the classic movie “To Kill A Mockingbird” by Harper Lee, be renamed. They are alleging that the title of the book encourages violence against that specific breed. PETA also said that Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, “The Birds” is acceptable, because the aggressive flocks from several specifies were playful and just having fun, as they used their talons to slash people to death while pecking their eyes out.