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BREAKING NEWS – Yangon, Myanmar – Eagerly awaiting the arrival of President Obama, a seamstress is seen making some last minute preparations. The President came there to fulfill a promise he had previously made to their country, which was, if reelected he would show them the proper and most dramatic way to burn an American flag.