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BREAKING NEWS – Phnom Penh, Cambodia – While at the 4th Annual ASIAN-US meeting, President Obama states that he wants to have a much better relationship with all Asian nations. He then tells Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung that historically speaking, he does not hold it against Vietnam for attacking Pearl Harbor in 1941.