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BREAKING NEWS – Columbus, Ohio – Federal Judge Lesley Wells, denies convicted murderer Ronald Post his request to stop his execution because he weighs 400 pounds. Wells explained that his weight won’t be an issue, because after he dies he’ll lose a lot it from roasting in hell.