BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lindsay Lohan files a lawsuit against the owner of the “Avenue” nightclub, after she got drunk on vodka bender and punched a woman. In the court papers, she states that the nightclub owner should have been fully aware of her well publicized stupidity after she gets intoxicated, and never should have served her any alcohol. The troubled actress also filed a lawsuit against the woman she hit, stating that woman had no right to have her head in the area where Lohan was indiscriminately punching.