BREAKING NEWS – Staten Island, New York – President Obama is seen talking to two of the victims that lost their homes because of Hurricane Sandy. He scolded them, stating that if they understood the fundamentals of American politics, then they would not be attempting to hold him to the promises he made before the election regarding giving them assistance. He also emphatically suggested that they consult with people who have been living on the streets for years, so they’ll be able to survive living outdoors during the upcoming winter.