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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many people think PETA has gone too far with their latest protest. Hundreds of their members are now aiming some of their most intense criticism directly toward foxes and mink, saying that they shouldn’t be wearing fur, even if it’s their own skin.