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BREAKING NEWS – Gaza City, Palestine – A young boy is seen shaking hands with exiled Hamas chief Khaled Meshaal. He told the Palestinian leader that he planned on always getting good grades in school, going to college, and then spend the rest of his life indiscriminately lobbing rockets on innocent unsuspecting Israelis.