BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Being candid and coming clean, Bill Clinton announces that his wife Hillary is really in the hospital due to some neck injuries inflicted by Susan Rice. He showed with his hands how Susan was strangling Hillary before security pried them apart. The newly released police reports concluded that Rice became angry and got violent, when Hillary wanted her to take full responsibility of the attack at the American Embassy in Libya. Both Bill and Hillary stated that will not protect Rice and Obama over this incident, because they are still bitter over black people abandoning them in the 2008 election. An unidentified source state that after the press conference, Bill Clinton and President Obama got into a shoving match in the parking lot.