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BREAKING NEWS – Pasadena, California – Sometime yesterday after normal business hours, Red Barn Yarn was robbed of over $500,000.00 of their products. Police Chief Phillip L. Sanchez, stated that in the past he has dealt with a string of robberies, but this was the first time he had to deal with a robbery of strings.