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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – At the Annual Prayer Breakfast, African American neurologist Ben Carson was very critical of President Obama’s policies, and even prayed for him. President Obama later stated that he had no right to criticize him for anything, and that Dr. Carson committed blasphemy by praying for him instead of to him.