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BREAKING NEWS – According to ESPN and Sports Illustrated, Hall of Famer and former L.A. Laker center Jabbar, has decided to freeze some of his DNA for 50 years, in an attempt to make several exact replicas of himself that will play in the NBA in the future. They will be referred to as “Ice Kareem Clones”.