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BREAKING NEWS – Camden, New Jersey – NBA superstar Kobe Bryant, is suing his mother for selling mementos from his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – An ancient limestone tablet covered with a mysterious Hebrew text that features the archangel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – L.A. Lakers center Dwight Howard announces that he has a fifth child on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers coach Mike D’Antoni, states that Kobe Bryant’s torn Achilles that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a desperate attempt to make the playoffs, the struggling L.A. Lakers make…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After their last meeting, the Los Angeles Lakers decides not to hire former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney states that he was very inspired after he recently saw the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – An angry and defiant Kobe Bryant, unexpectedly crashes the NBA Finals press conference…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Los Angeles Laker guard Kobe Bryant speaks at a press conference, after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBA Commissioner David Stern, states the 7 game suspension given to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The L.A. Police are now getting involved with the on court incident, in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While fighting back tears, Los Angeles Laker star Kobe Bryant states at a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Vanessa Bryant’s divorce attorney Laura Wasser, said that she has recently spoken at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – According to the National Enquirer, Vanessa Bryant hired a private detective and discovered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles – Vanessa Byrant, Kobe’s soon to be ex-wife, states in the divorce papers that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a deposition Kobe Bryant made to his wife Vanessa’s attorney during the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Gloria Allred states at a press conference, that she alone clearly is the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Vanessa Bryant states at a press conference, that the last straw that compelled…

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BREAKING NEWS – According to ESPN and Sports Illustrated, Hall of Famer and former L.A. Laker center Jabbar, has decided…

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