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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The reviews are in for the new Disney film “The Great and Powerful Oz”, and they are unanimously horrible. According to several eyewitness reports, the movie is so bad, that several of the flying monkeys flew off the screen, out of the theater, and went to the nearest zoo requesting asylum.