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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – According to the latest Nielsen Ratings, NBC is not only fallen far behind CBS, FOX and ABC, but also behind the Spanish-language Univision. NBC entertainment chief Robert Greenblatt is said to be so outraged that they are now behind Univision, that he is encouraging Congress to immediately seal the southern U.S. borders and to open the northern ones. He said wants more Canadians to watch his network, because generally speaking they’re too stupid to know how lousy the programming is.