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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Obama Administration has now authorized $150 million for GPS devices to give to hobos, because of their constant traveling. The President explained that this will help them locate dumpsters that have thrown away clothes that haven’t been completely worn out, and reasonably clean scraps of food.