BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – U.S. Reps. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Mario Diaz-Balart of Florida have written to the U.S. Department of Treasury, outraged that Beyoncé and Jay-Z took a vacation to the communist island of Cuba. A spokesman for the musical power couple, stated that they don’t understand the uproar, because both Cuba and President Obama have mirrored policies on how to redistribute wealth.