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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –The U.S. Supreme Court continues their recent course of making some very strange rulings. In one case, they determined that a woman can sue her boyfriend or husband for breaching a verbal contract, if he “promises her the world”, but only delivers a few galaxies. And in a separate case, they ruled that if a person threatens to put someone’s “feet to the fire”, they can be arrested for making a terrorist threat, and/or conspiring to commit arson.