BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – The Egyptian Embassy announces that their country is now suing the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas over copyright infringement for $200 million in punitive damages. They are alleging that the copyright to the pyramids was filed over 4500 years ago, and the Luxor has made hundreds of billions of dollars profiting from not only the Pyramid of Ramses, but also the Sphinx. Because these monuments are sacred to all Egyptians, they are outraged at the desecration and blasphemous use of their images in a house built for gambling and drinking. Secretary of State John Kerry agrees that the theme of the massive Las Vegas hotel and casino is insensitive to the famous Middle Eastern nation, and has requested that a federal judge issue an injunction to have it shutdown immediately and permanently.

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