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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Secretary of State John Kerry — one of Joe Biden’s highest-profile endorsers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Davos, Switzerland – John Kerry, the former secretary of state and potential 2020 hopeful, called on President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Former Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly tried to meddle in Middle East peace talks, allegedly telling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former senator and Secretary of State John Kerry said he has no plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vienna, Austria – Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna that air conditioners and refrigerators are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia seemingly has ignored Secretary of State John Kerry’s appeals to stop bombing civilians…

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BREAKING NEWS – Corona, California – Monster Energy is an energy drink introduced by Hansen Natural Corp. The company is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – From suggesting combating ISIS with jobs to dismissing questions about Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s conduct…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service decided to continue their policy that their agents do not have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State John Kerry said in an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – In a display of unity regarding terrorism in Europe, U.S. Secretary of State John…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amman, Jordan – U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry looks over papers while flying from Jordan to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Secretary of State John Kerry finally explain why he recently did…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a book published online by Politico and the Hill, Hillary Clinton has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – According to sources close to the White House, Secretary of State John Kerry indirectly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama has now made the most controversial decision since taking office, prompted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – During the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library on the campus of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – The Egyptian Embassy announces that their country is now suing the Luxor Hotel in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As North Korea continues to test their nuclear capability, U.S. Ambassador Susan Rice reiterates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During the confirmation hearings for Secretary of State, John Kerry produces a picture of…

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