BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – An ancient limestone tablet covered with a mysterious Hebrew text that features the archangel Gabriel is at the center of a new exhibit in Jerusalem, after scholars finally translated the ancient language. The startling message of the three feet tall relic, gives disturbing details on how to know if the end of the world is near. According to the tablet the signs are: The globe will start getting warmer, people will stop using God’s standards to determine what is right and wrong, and the L.A. Lakers will never another game in the NBA playoffs.