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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the U.S. Conference of Mayors’ meeting, Vice President Joe Biden states that a new job that seems to be flourishing in every major city, will drastically reduce unemployment. He stated that he is not sure exactly what the job is, but it’s his understanding that it involves handling pans.