BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Visual artist Nickolay Lamm of Pittsburgh, Pa., and Dr. Alan Kwan from Washington University who has a PhD in computational genomics, have collaborated, trying to answer the question on what humans will look like in 100,000 years. They both strongly believe that because of the influential liberal policies from the ACLU and PETA, people will eventually go from same sex marriages to interspecies marriages, with people who really enjoy the night life, regularly dating and having children with owls.