BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While giving a speech at the National Press Club, Al Sharpton states that he will respond to the question off the record, “What if George Zimmerman was half white and half black?” According to the anonymous source, he replied that he would encourage his followers to focus exclusively on the white side, and to also be very critical of the parental skills of the Caucasian mother or father. When many people in the room appeared to be angry at his answer, Sharpton responded, “You wanted honesty, you got it!”