BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Nine boys were arrested and imprisoned shortly after performing in a concert at the Mangyongdae Children’s Palace. All of the boys happened to be heavily influenced by music in America, went from their traditional music to “gangsta rap”. According to government officials, because most of the explicit lyrics which included racial slurs and degrading descriptions of women did not directly translate into Korean, the young kids will only be subjected to a minimum amount of torture.