BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Corrine Brown states at a congressional hearing, that according to the bible, the federal government is obligated to supply everyone with food stamps that requests them. Brown then added that biblically speaking, she felt that “convicted thieves should be crucified, and if anyone claims to be the “Son of God”, they must verify it with two picture I.D.’s and a valid birth certificate”.

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